Russian military releases 2019 calendar with questionable jokes

Source : 112 Ukraine

'Some women can blow your head away,' reads the line on the calendar's September page, showing a female Russian cadet holding the assault rifle
22:41, 27 December 2018

Russian Defense Ministry calendar, 2019
Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation

The Russian defense ministry released a calendar for the coming year; it shows quite a chilling sense of humor and features some questionable jokes related to weaponry and military affairs. Daily Mail looked into this story, showing some of the images. 

'Shooting a glance is the Kremlin's secret weapon', reads the line on the photo on the March page, with the female military cadets staring in some direction.   

'Some women can blow your head away,' reads the line on the calendar's September page, showing a female Russian cadet holding a sniper rifle.

The outlet also turned the audience's attention to another disturbing message. 'The Russian Defence Ministry view of next year begins with a snowy January view of a hulking Topol-M intercontinental mobile missile system captioned cheerfully: 'Cargo delivery to anywhere in the world'.

Read the full article here. 

January shows an intercontinental missile being transported with the caption, 'cargo delivery to anywhere in the world'

April shows 'Russian snowdrops' in action as part of the 2019 military calendar released on Christmas Day

December festively shows explosions with the caption, 'Christmas toys, candles and pop-guns'

The month of June shows soldiers loading their guns with 'tuning equipment before a "concert"' written in Russian

As we reported, a network of undercover Russian agents was busted in the Mykolaiv region, southern Ukraine. The state security service detained the leader of the network, the 57-year-old officer of the Ukrainian Navy reserve.

The man repeatedly visited Crimea for instructions that he received from the Russian supervisors. He passed the data about Ukrainian military units stationed in Ochakiv district and formed the paramilitary groups in Mykolaiv region.

The court selected the two-months-long detention as pre-trial restriction measure. Other members of the network are now interviewed as well.

Related: Russian troops, mercenaries place 22 MLRS near Kryshtaleve, Luhansk region

'Even "crocodiles" fly if you're a pro'. The picture for August shows a Russian Mi-24 'Crocodile' helicopter

'Advanced PC user' was used to caption this image of a soldier as Mr October in the new Kremlin calendar

This tank roof was described as a 'tough Russian waffle maker' in the calendar for the month of July

'Shooting a glance is the Kremlin's secret weapon', a Russian soldier throws daggers during a military parade

'Drills for Victory Day parade 2033' was captioned alongside this image of two girls skipping for the month of May

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