“Je suis”, this victimization indicator, could be put literally on everything, from “je suis parmesan” to “je suis three geese”. Today Russian decided to exclude some new products from its supermarkes. Rospotrebnadzor (Federal Service for Supervision of Consumer Rights Protection and Human Well-Being) ordered to take away from sale some laundry, home care adhesives, and household chemicals due to their toxicity, TASS.
Procter & Gamble, Henkel, Colgate-Palmolive, Werner & Mertz GmbH, The Clorox Company, Nevskaya Kosmetika, and ESP-Kontrakt were included into the “black list” of Rospetrebnadzor.
A Russian poem about magical creature Moudodyr comes to mind. A little boy hates washing and gets very stinky and dirty. All his things, even toys, go away from him. An antropomorphic washer chases after the little boy and other psychedelic twists in the plot takes place in the poem. The point is that hygiene is a real moralistic virtue.